Sluuuurp. Simultaneously prove you are 1. Not To Be Messed With, and 2. have superior taste in the most important food group of all- soup.


Reactive-dye printed on a coordinating 100% ring-spun cotton, 3/4 sleeve Raglan shirt- you can spill broth on this sucker and throw it in the wash without worrying about shrinkage. This shirt is exceptionally soft and comfortable, and only improves with age.

Pho-cked Up